Let's all watch the final night of terror at the Republican National Convention. Hope you bought booze!

Notorious spleen-fueled rage machine Roger Ailes has resigned as CEO of Fox News. Gosh, we hope he'll be OK. We guess.

What was the deal with that nice space lady anyway?

There's undoubtedly a perfectly reasonable explanation for this latest shooting of an unarmed black man. Who was flat on his back. With his hands in the air.

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Why isn't Mercedes sponsoring wind farms? The branding is right there!

Here's a company that's using the good ol' free market to expand the reach of clean wind power. You want to save the planet, don't you?

Do you know the story of Judith and Holofernes? Judith was a rad Jewish woman, and Holofernes was a ... Roman? general who wanted to rape her. She was like "cool, Holofernes, I will...

How long has it been since you examined your box? Do you like to examine it in the morning, when the sunlight hits it just right? When you examine your box, tell us, is...

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We guess they could have, but they probably didn't.

Everyone made fun of Laura Ingraham's sorta-kinda Nazi salute at the RNC, but the speech that preceded it was entirely fascist enough.

After several nights of this convention crap, our eyes and ears and general faces have somewhat glazed over. We are Instacarting vodka and occasionally just screaming "Oh god, these people are horrible! Why are...

I have just come home from the hospital. My husband's father told the nurses at four-thirty this morning to please call his family. He is tired, and he is ready to die.
This friggin' guy

Donald Trump has some new ideas about the U.S. commitment to the NATO alliance. They are ridiculous, frightening thoughts.

Ted Cruz's speech at the Republican National Convention really brought the room to life. Luckily for Cruz, no one was distributing torches and pitchforks.

Ted Cruz shit the bed last night when he spoke at the Republican National Convention and didn't endorse Trump. SPOILER ALERT: Everybody.Hates.Ted Cruz. Donald Trump gave an interview to the New York Times...

It's 'Make America First' Night at the RNC. Let's see what that nice Mr. Lindbergh has to say, shall we?

Jonah Goldberg is in this bar right now but we haven't decided how to sexxxily start a conversation yet.

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Al Baldasaro -- a former New Hampshire state rep and retired Marine Sergeant whose job it is to advise Donald Trump on veteran's affairs -- shared some thoughts Tuesday on the Jeff Kuhner Show,...
Stoled from Twitters, will credit if we find out what magnificent bastard did this.

It's a good thing Mike Pence isn't a power-hungry jerk. At least we hope he isn't because if Donald Trump wins in November, Pence will run things while Trump golfs.

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Why isn't Mercedes sponsoring wind farms? The branding is right there!

Here's a company that's using the good ol' free market to expand the reach of clean wind power. You want to save the planet, don't you?

Though some of us may never be able to fully forgive Third Eye Blind for the curse they wrought upon the year 1997, particularly if we worked at a mall around that time, the band...
Secretary Clinton's 2:00 appointment is here

At the RNC Tuesday, Ben Carson took a little time away from his prepared text to explain that Hillary Clinton is an acolyte of a man who literally worshiped Satan. We can't say we agree 100 percent with his police work there.

New Jersey's failed vice presidential candidate took his snub in stride (again) last night by pitching a fit at the Republican National Convention. Governor Chris Christie led the convention in a call and response...

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The REAL numbers are far worse, like when you include retired people and children!

Republican convention delegates are really disappointed the economy is in such terrible shape, except where they're from, where things are great in spite of Barack Obama, not because of anything he did.